Germy Gremlin Gina: The Aftermath Part 14

Germy Gina Chronicles

Y’all. We knew it was bad when she microwaved seafood sludge.We really knew it was bad when she ate it in a small, unventilated intake office like she was auditioning for Fear Factor. But today? We received a department-wide email. Yes, per Gina’s post-lunch bathroom siege, an email from the Lieutenant. Here’s the masterpiece that now lives forever in our inboxes:

Subject: Facility Use Reminder Intake Office Courtesy

Dear Team,

Per directive from Lieutenant Gordon, a friendly reminder regarding restroom usage during active intake operations. While we understand that nature calls at unpredictable times, we ask that all civilians and personnel utilize the main walkway facilities for any restroom visits exceeding a routine Number 1.

These facilities offer greater ventilation, more appropriate plumbing support, and most importantly, reduce interruption to intake flow and air quality. This is a matter of professional courtesy and operational effectiveness. The integrity of our shared spaces and the olfactory safety of our team depends on it.

If you have questions, concerns, or feel personally attacked… please ask yourself why.

Thank you for your continued cooperation and commitment to a breathable work environment.

Respectfully,

Lieutenant Gordon